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The Daily Chunter #112: 30th September 2014

Okay, hi guys, I have negative time here, so this is the quickest Chunter ever, despite there being a lot I’d quite like to talk about, but oh well.

College was fun. In Music we sang Happy Birthday to a guy in perfect tune and harmony. It was glorious. I read an article about LGBTQA+ erasure which ironically enough talked more about bisexuality than lesser-known sexual orientations and gender identities (though asexuality was mentioned, which I suppose is a start). So yeah.

My piano lesson was lovely. My teacher has suggested I switch one of my exam pieces out and learn a new one in the couple of months before my exam, so fun times.

Okay, really have to go, so I hope you’re all well.

Bye! xx

 

zeldanoodles:

egriz:

patto-senpain:

flanoirbunny:

legendofcosplay:

chachipistachis:

flanoirbunny:

expectation:

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reality:

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truer words have never been spoken

I share that headcanon. c:

>implying that Link being a dweeb isn’t actual canon

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#LINK IS THE BIGGEST DWEEB TO EVER DWEEB #IN EVERY INCARNATION #ACTUAL FACT

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Link’s awkwardness appreciation post.

Made. My. Life.

  • society:

    oh you have your period? well you have two options.

  • person:

    okay.

  • society:

    you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you.

  • person:

    sounds awful. what's my second option.

  • society:

    a penis shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body.

  • person:

    still seems pretty awful.

  • society:

    wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you!

  • person:

    well, are they at least free? like how people can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen.

  • society:

    HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fucking expensive.

  • person:

  • society:

    oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic.

  • person:

  • society:

  • person:

    i think i'll go with my third option.

  • society:

  • person:

  • society:

    what third option?

  • person:

    i think i'll bleed on everything you love.

dajo42:

alternatives to “it was all just a dream”

  • it was all just a story the narrator heard somebody else tell on the bus
  • it was all just somebody rambling after getting their wisdom teeth out
  • it was all just a feature length puppet show
  • it was all just a set of cave paintings
  • it was all just a frighteningly elaborate set of instructions on the back of a microwaveable meal
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